"I've got this killer up inside of me... I can't talk to my mother, (friends, women, coworkers, associates, affiliates, city council, the internets, the homeless or even your mother) so I talk to my diary."

-that Scarface song from Office Space

The Fourth Ripened Durian Award:

The fourth Ripened Durian Award goes to Melissa A. Fabello for her stellar work in the Rides Department of the first-world’s largest internet theme park. Welcome to Social Justice World! Built with shotgun-ethics and agitated, Angry Monkey finger-pointing, unlike those OTHER oppressive theme parks filled with Thrill Rides designed with physics, architecture and sexism! Watch as “Immutable Sense of Middle Class Guilt” wrestles with “Entitlement” in our nightly stage show! (Seasonal; may depend on daily park population, opportunism conditions and weather.) […]

The Second Ripened Durian Award

The second Ripened Durian Award goes to @Spainkiller, and it couldn’t be more banal. […]

The First Ripened Durian Award

The first ever Ripened Durian Award goes to “FuckboySugarbritches” or @winnersusedrugs after only a few exchanges. […]

Sakujo and The Ripened Durian Award

The durian is a Southeast Asian fruit of […]